kush-n-coffee:

You were a nice cup of tea,
until you burned my tongue like the asshole motherfucker you are.

(via bless-your-demon)

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i shaved for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up

(Source: whyisbreathing-sohard, via bless-your-demon)

lolsofunny:

fuckyeahlaughters:

Mwahahaha!

(lol here!)

(Source: lorenzamonroe)